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Cheers

For Lana’s “Fucked-up Wedding Toasts” challenge :)

By Sam SpinelliPublished a day ago 1 min read
Cheers
Photo by Al Elmes on Unsplash

Tina, I’m so honored to be your maid of honor!

Haha. But seriously.

I was actually proud of you for asking me.

Obviously, I love you bestie!

But I thought: since you gave up on our weight loss routine, you might feel weird about pictures together.

But you didn’t let that stop you!

Really, that’s a testament to how beautiful you are, on the inside.

You have like zero vanity! Everyone else frets over their looks, but not you.

Love you so much for that. It’s probably also why your husband chose you.

So everybody raise your glass!

Cheers Tina!

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A Drabble for Lana’s unofficial challenge!

Check out the announcement and read the other entries, they’re all incredibly uncomfortable, in a fun way :)

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About the Creator

Sam Spinelli

Trying to make real art the best I can, never Ai!

Help me write better! Critical feedback is welcome :)

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  • Lana V Lynxabout 23 hours ago

    Whoa, that best friend’s politeness filter definitely broke or was not there in the first place. Loved this, Sam!

  • Lamar Wigginsa day ago

    Awkward!!!!!!! hahahahaha! Definitely a silent moment afterwards. Good one!

  • Oh shit! Hahahahahahahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • LOL That was Cold! 🤣 Nicely done, Sam! :))

  • I think this is fiction but reads like fact. Well done

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