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Magic wand

or a baton?

By Harper LewisPublished about 13 hours ago Updated about 13 hours ago 1 min read
Magic wand
Photo by Emy Girard on Unsplash

There once was a girl who loved magic

What happened to her was tragic

She had no wand, so she used her baton.

And in the end, she had to vag it.

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About the Creator

Harper Lewis

I'm a weirdo nerd who’s extremely subversive. I like rocks, incense, and witchy stuff. Intrusive rhyme bothers me. Some of my fiction might have provoked divorce proceedings in another state.😈

MA English literature, College of Charleston

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  • Tina D. Lopezabout 2 hours ago

    I needed this laugh!!!

  • Rain Dayzeabout 6 hours ago

    Lol omg I love it!

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