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passin' & peggin'

for harper's "take off your prose!" unofficial dirty limerick challenge

By kpPublished about 13 hours ago Updated about 12 hours ago 1 min read
passin' & peggin'
Photo by Gwen Mamanoleas on Unsplash

there once was a tranny from ypsilanti.

they liked women, but acted unmanly.

chicks thought "he" was gay,

and kept their pussies away,

so "he" resorted to fucking men's fannies.

   

i hope this filth finds you well, harper. i write what i know! why should a dirty limerick be any different ;)

FilthyLimerick

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kp

I am a non-binary, trans-masc writer. I work to dismantle internalized structures of oppression, such as the gender binary, class, and race. My writing is personal but anecdotally points to a larger political picture of systemic injustice.

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  • Oneg In The Arcticabout 7 hours ago

    Go offfffff 👏

  • Lamar Wigginsabout 10 hours ago

    Hahahaha! Gotta peg something Nice one.

  • Harper Lewisabout 11 hours ago

    This!!! Omg, I love this!! 100% in the spirit of the challenge, and you can impress people by reciting it on St. Patrick’s Day. ☘️

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