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Phone

a necessary evil

By BrenPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Phone
Photo by Priscilla Du Preez 🇨🇦 on Unsplash

i hate my fuckin phone

it won't leave me alone

and the gps is shit

sending me round the bend

i hate my fuckin phone

beep beep

fuckin message cunt

beep beep

end

i hate my fuckin phone

in touch but so alone

i can pixelate my feelings

then hit send

i hate my fuckin phone

beep beep

some cunt calling cunt

beep beep

end

i hate my fuckin phone

more than i hate your ring tone

just samsung having a lend

i hate my fuckin phone

beep beep

fuckin voicemail cunt

beep beep

end

i hate my fuckin phone

but so dependent on it now

and if there was another way

this is it

i hate my fuckin phone

beep beep

fuckin email cunt

beep beep

end

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Bren

“I know what I mean it to be and respect that someone else may read something entirely different.”

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  • Chaia Levi2 years ago

    a true love/hate relationship

  • Cathy holmes2 years ago

    Yeah, I swore at mine more than once.

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