satire

Science fiction satire presented to mock the many generations of society.

Gemini horoscope for June 2021
Geminis, it's party season! Time to hide away that evil twin this month. Pull your punches and plop 'em in the good ol' cocktail bowl, coz it's yo' birthday honeychild, and you best be on your dandiest behaviour if you want people lavishing you with the gifts and attention we both know you are craving.
By a.yellow.teacup5 years ago in Futurism
Gemini
Gemini (a tale of duality) by the ADHD Accountant – Krid 2021 05 Gemini are The Twins and are all about duality, both in opposites and in synchronicity. While this may sound like opposite forces are conspiring to pull them in different directions, and to fall in line with their friends and family that is an unfair attribution. Gemini are actually deeply empathetic and creative individuals who are often challenged between supporting others and expressing themselves.
By ADHD Accountant5 years ago in Futurism
Dishwasher
I fill up the dishwasher, place a capsule inside and press ‘Start’. It takes around an hour and a half to get rid of all the stains and bacteria. The plates, pans, mugs, glasses all come out clean and almost like new. Sometimes the water pressure chips a piece of a plate or scratches a glass, but the chance it happens is small, and the odds are definitely worth it. When I think about it, I wish I could get inside and let the water wash off all the worries, anxiety and thoughts, leaving me pure and clean like a newborn baby.
By Lili Grosserova5 years ago in Futurism
Closing Time
Melba! You made it. Thank God! I wasn’t thinking that those creeps out there would have let you past the roadblock they put out there in Anaheim. At least we know now there are other people in the universe who want absolutely nothing to do with the United States of America right now! Hell, they're more cartoon characters than any of us! And yet they think none of us have a right to live because we are cartoon characters. What idiots!
By David Perlmutter5 years ago in Futurism
A Magical Day in the Land of Vocal
Not many know the tale of the land of Vocal. In fact, it is a well-guarded secret place, full of wonders and mysteries that we can only speculate on. Theories run wild, discussions are held in hushed voices, and stories are told around the campfire.
By Dani Banani5 years ago in Futurism
War Spoils
The valley sung with the symphony of battle, swords clashed and intertwined like violins and cellos, maces used shields as drumheads and arrows soared high above on invisible harp strings. This orchestra was no practice session, it was opening night and the audience although small was suitably impressed from their high seats that overlooked the valley.
By Tim grech5 years ago in Futurism
On The Hunt
Believe it or not, vampire hunting is still a profession in the year 2021. You may be thinking, “Vampire hunting? I’ve never even seen a vampire.” To that, I would say “You’re welcome.”
By Starla Bronson5 years ago in Futurism
COVERT-19
COVERT-19 THE WAR OF THE NATIONS
By Fabian Ellis5 years ago in Futurism
Little Black Book
The one and only Little Black Book I'm so tired of always being tired, it seems like it's never enough, it seems to never end.
By Amin Mghari5 years ago in Futurism
Thought Production
-Factory floor- I never thought I'd be appreciated. There's no chance, but I was there shaking his hand. Warmth exchanged from hand to hand. My eyes won't leave them, thank you.
By Sophie Lee McCartney-Bulmer5 years ago in Futurism
To The Moon.
She hauled her made-from-recyclable-materials tote back up onto her coffee table and collapsed on her pre-loved couch she’d never quite been able get that smell out of. Some like to eat their feelings, but Connie spent hers instead. After That-Bitch Jeff wrote her up arriving to the office only five minutes late a post-work splurge at the bookstore was warranted. Fortunately, or unfortunately, Con could never tell which, she was broke so the splurges were limited to the secondhand industry. She liked her books to appear worn anyway, it gives the illusion of being read.
By Laura Ure5 years ago in Futurism
Storysold's Receipt for Mr? Vocal
Our Storysold team would like to thank you for your purchase of 80 chapters worth of pest control. Your customer service character of choice, Wilderness Security Guide, is standing by to produce your first chapter and post it in the little black book she’ll install in your home.
By Jake Wasson5 years ago in Futurism