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The Chatterbox
She’s a chatterbox, firing rounds of verbs and nouns before I can comprehend. Words beyond words, flowing, flying, flashing
By Dean Traylorabout 9 hours ago in Poets
Vehicle "Seize--- sures" Can People Talk ----------------------------- I Am "CHILDLESS", I Have No CHILD Registered ---------------- Who Have "KNOWN" The Person Who Got Me "490" Days Pregnant, Who !?..
I've tried being this person - I hope that this person can understand that I am a MOTHER !? I went to school with the Fathers's and registered every photo !? The child I had is NOW "500" years OLD - !? Your child is 500 years OLD !? Yes - and also that is the meaning of this poem !
By 365poetryabout 10 hours ago in Poets
I Think Something IS Going On - I Seem To Have A Headache - I Am Not The Person "NOBODY" Said I Am - "NOBODY"
Look in the parking lot - I am a NOBODY !? Look in YOUR house - I am a NOBODY!? Look in your phones - I am a NOBODY !? Me, what is the "priveledge" - of a NOBODY !? I'm even having spelling problems NOW, what I can't eve read properly, WHAT
By 365poetryabout 13 hours ago in Poets
Things Gerald Would Tell You
Have you guys heard about the man in florida that claimed to have been abducted by dolphins and forced to build their city in three days?....he stated that the leader was an alpha dolphin named Gerald. Well, here is my take on the situation, because of course, I have one
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsdenabout 14 hours ago in Poets
The Title "OF" This POEM IS Called "UNKNOWN", ...... I Could BE Important, Like Really Important - But Let's Call Me, Which Is YOU - "UNKNOWN", Okay !?
Somehow I woke up, I found the best thing - "A HAND" !? Somehow I woke up, I found the best thing known to any person - "A HAND" !?
By 365poetryabout 17 hours ago in Poets
These Are The Countries That Has "Finger Forn--if--ica--tion" - I'm Truly Trying To Understand Who Exactly Would Believe In The Removal Of People's ...... !?
6:19 AM in the UTC-6 time zone (Central Standard Time) is currently in countries like Mexico, Guatemala, Costa Rica, Honduras, Nicaragua, El Salvador, and "parts of Canada" and the US. It is also 6:19 AM in the Galapagos Islands.
By 365poetryabout 17 hours ago in Poets
I Finally Got The Answer - Ofcourse, Someone Helped Me - Kingston Public "Hospital" - Why Would You Want To Live There !
In life lets say we had "900" friends !? After highschool we had "700" friends !? During college - we now have "500" hundred friends !? We get married we have "200" hundred friends.. What was the "Mathematical equation", the problem to be solved !? I have learnt the most horrifying thing in LIFE - No person knows when to END... NO person knows when to NOT exist !? NO person knows, when ENOUGH has NO other quality than just using the WORDS, ENOUGH... To this day, I have NO children - to this DAY !?
By 365poetryabout 17 hours ago in Poets
A Moment
Wait! Give me a moment… I have to think. One minute, please. Quit rushing me. My mind needs to process. I know, you want attention.
By Julie Lacksonena day ago in Poets
I Don't Live In "Uruguay" - But I Like A Male... I Saw - Can This Relationship Work... NO, You Need To "LIVE" Together !!!
I like this person - and he said let's move in together !? I said, where do you live !? He said URUGUAY - I said but that's 5,000 plane tickets a "Spongebob" bath, and the way things be looking a whole entire mysterious scenario happening !?
By 365poetrya day ago in Poets
He Said: I Don't Want "Nike Flight "Legacy" White Game Royals Shoe .... Psshhh, He Is Great With His..... SAVINGS......
I tried to understand how did he get everything he has had !? I know - I am NEVER that affordable, but perhaps - it's bad to ask !?
By 365poetry2 days ago in Poets
I Threw A Stone At A Dog, Does That Count As A "MUSIC" Record Label - Annoyed At This Point, Annoyed - Something Is Bothering Me
10 stones - I am a danger to the community !? 40 stones - I am a danger to the world !? 90 stones - can I ask for someone to explain every problem I have ever had !? Are we suppose to through stones at animals, cats - dogs ! Is this normal !? I threw stones at an animal - that is cruelty, where do I sign the report for someone, something that cannot fight back ! Where !?
By 365poetry2 days ago in Poets
6:20 - Why, What Does That Have To Do With Me - Why Can't I Understand This Meaning, I Am Not A Mother - I Am Not !
Something is not right with people !? Who are they speaking to. who do they speak to everyday of the week that tells them information !?
By 365poetry2 days ago in Poets