David W. Maury
Joined July 2020
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My publicist encouraged me to be candid: I have three (3) film credits, all of them are 7-11 surveillance videos. What’s more, my hearing loss frustrates everyone. My kids get angry. Helen Keller yelled at me.
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It's after 2am in the morning when a local police patrol vehicle in Northern New Jersey spots a figure costumed as Quasimodo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, proceeding southbound on the sidewalk along Lydecker Street. Though the hunchback’s costume stuffing offers added insulation, it's January, and friggin’ freezing. Carefully, the officers slow down, gently question the subject, and offer him a ride home.
By David W. Mauryabout 8 hours ago in Humor
