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Two Grumpy Old Men Solve the Problem
Marty and Steve were two grumpy old men who lived together. They had known each other for years. Marty had been a bachelor all his life. Steve said it was because no one could stand to ever live with. Marty’s standard reply was “Well, you are, so what sort of a moron does that make you!”
By Calvin Londona day ago in Humor
Tatt~Master
— Assembly Line Tatt Machine ~ Impressions to Impress — As I begin to understand more about the Tattoo Phenomenon. I've written silly, yet verbatim, dating site anecdotes in 'Frazzled.' So let me ask you: Would you be More attracted to someone slathered with tattoos, or Less?
By Jay Kantor4 days ago in Humor
Where's the Glory?
In breaking news, rehabilitated Republican Senator Johnnie Johnson (Pronouns: HE, HIM, HIS) called a press conference from the Men’s room of the New Orleans Louis Armstrong International Airport, Concourse B, across from the Ignatius Reilly’s Lucky Dog stand. The Senator had just returned from a sexual reorientation rehabilitation program in Memphis, TN after being publically disgraced at a Buckee’s Truckstop restroom soliciting sex from an undercover cop three months ago. He is a founding member of the Reformed Christians for Christ, a conservative, pro-family and ex-gay advocacy group. In the spirit of being reborn, Senator Johnson invited reporters to marvel at his plans for a major remodeling of airport bathrooms.
By Cathy Schieffelin2 months ago in Humor
Getting Serious About Comedy (Part I)
If I were asked to remark on my life and the childhood that paved some road leading me to this point, I would have to say something about all the funny people who surrounded me for the last 26,872 days (and counting). Somewhere along that road, I became a big fan of laughter and the comedy that spawns it – and, I mean not only my own laughter, but the laughter of others, some of which I have actually been responsible for inducing.
By John Oliver Smith2 months ago in Humor
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From ad men to mad men
It's after 2am in the morning when a local police patrol vehicle in Northern New Jersey spots a figure costumed as Quasimodo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, proceeding southbound on the sidewalk along Lydecker Street. Though the hunchback’s costume stuffing offers added insulation, it's January, and friggin’ freezing. Carefully, the officers slow down, gently question the subject, and offer him a ride home.
By David Mauryabout 4 hours ago in Humor
The Day My Cat Became a Genius. AI-Generated.
I always thought I was the clever one in my household. I had a steady job, a routine, and even a Spotify playlist that reflected my “refined” taste in music. Meanwhile, my cat, Mr. Whiskers, spent most of his day staring at walls, chasing imaginary monsters, and sleeping in awkward positions that made me question evolution.
By Waleed khanabout 7 hours ago in Humor
Friends Talking Shop Podcast
Do you know how many times a group of male friends has gathered, usually at a sports bar, had some fun mocking each other, and then collectively said, “Hey, we should start a podcast!” The answer is tens of thousands. Friends talking shit about one another and making money on it is the dream of males from coast to coast.
By Frank Racioppia day ago in Humor
Two Grumpy Old Men Solve the Problem. Top Story - March 2026.
Marty and Steve were two grumpy old men who lived together. They had known each other for years. Marty had been a bachelor all his life. Steve said it was because no one could stand to ever live with. Marty’s standard reply was “Well, you are, so what sort of a moron does that make you!”
By Calvin Londona day ago in Humor
Tatt~Master. Top Story - March 2026.
— Assembly Line Tatt Machine ~ Impressions to Impress — As I begin to understand more about the Tattoo Phenomenon. I've written silly, yet verbatim, dating site anecdotes in 'Frazzled.' So let me ask you: Would you be More attracted to someone slathered with tattoos, or Less?
By Jay Kantor4 days ago in Humor
Lady, Just Get Back in Your Car
I read this joke a couple of days ago on the internet. A man is driving his five-year-old to a friend's house. Suddenly, another car speeds in front and cuts them off. They almost have an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later, he realises the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says, "Too late, Douchebag."
By Calvin London5 days ago in Humor
Ten things I’ve Learned from watching Naked and Afraid…So Far…. Content Warning.
10. The world is not a safe place, all kinds of little wildlife is out there that can seriously cause harm or death. Season 1, Episode 1 producer Steve Rankin was bitten by a Fur-de-lance and nearly lost his life while scouting a location for the first episode of Naked and Afraid.
By Cassie Moore6 days ago in Humor
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