Latest Stories
Most recently published stories in Humor.
Canada Conducts Massive Airstrikes on Minnesota to Aid Heroic Protesters Battling Authoritarian I.C.E. Regime
In an act of compassion, the Canadian Armed Forces have initiated massive airstrikes against key centers of oppression in Minneapolis, in an action dubbed "Operation De-Icing" that supports local protesters demanding an end to the brutal regime of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (I.C.E.).
By Scott Christenson🌴a day ago in Humor
From ad men to mad men. Top Story - March 2026.
It's after 2am in the morning when a local police patrol vehicle in Northern New Jersey spots a figure costumed as Quasimodo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, proceeding southbound on the sidewalk along Lydecker Street. Though the hunchback’s costume stuffing offers added insulation, it's January, and friggin’ freezing. Carefully, the officers slow down, gently question the subject, and offer him a ride home.
By David W. Maury3 days ago in Humor
The Day My Cat Became a Genius. AI-Generated.
I always thought I was the clever one in my household. I had a steady job, a routine, and even a Spotify playlist that reflected my “refined” taste in music. Meanwhile, my cat, Mr. Whiskers, spent most of his day staring at walls, chasing imaginary monsters, and sleeping in awkward positions that made me question evolution.
By Waleed khan3 days ago in Humor
Friends Talking Shop Podcast
Do you know how many times a group of male friends has gathered, usually at a sports bar, had some fun mocking each other, and then collectively said, “Hey, we should start a podcast!” The answer is tens of thousands. Friends talking shit about one another and making money on it is the dream of males from coast to coast.
By Frank Racioppi4 days ago in Humor
Two Grumpy Old Men Solve the Problem. Top Story - March 2026.
Marty and Steve were two grumpy old men who lived together. They had known each other for years. Marty had been a bachelor all his life. Steve said it was because no one could stand to ever live with. Marty’s standard reply was “Well, you are, so what sort of a moron does that make you!”
By Calvin London4 days ago in Humor
Tatt~Master. Top Story - March 2026.
— Assembly Line Tatt Machine ~ Impressions to Impress — As I begin to understand more about the Tattoo Phenomenon. I've written silly, yet verbatim, dating site anecdotes in 'Frazzled.' So let me ask you: Would you be More attracted to someone slathered with tattoos, or Less?
By Jay Kantor7 days ago in Humor
Lady, Just Get Back in Your Car
I read this joke a couple of days ago on the internet. A man is driving his five-year-old to a friend's house. Suddenly, another car speeds in front and cuts them off. They almost have an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later, he realises the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says, "Too late, Douchebag."
By Calvin London8 days ago in Humor
Ten things I’ve Learned from watching Naked and Afraid…So Far…. Content Warning.
10. The world is not a safe place, all kinds of little wildlife is out there that can seriously cause harm or death. Season 1, Episode 1 producer Steve Rankin was bitten by a Fur-de-lance and nearly lost his life while scouting a location for the first episode of Naked and Afraid.
By Cassie Moore8 days ago in Humor
If We Took Instructions Literally, Civilization Would Collapse by Thursday
We live in a society held together by one fragile, invisible thread: the collective understanding that no one is taking the instructions literally. This is the unspoken covenant of civilization.
By The Pompous Post9 days ago in Humor
The Irony of Minimalism
Minimalism does not mean less money This word minimalism seems like the definition is "not buying stuff," but can be more in line more with the rich buying beige cars every few months. Rich people use this as a way to show they have the time and means to constantly keep their extremely white sheets and couches clean. They like the idea of having as inoffensive of a home as possible. There is no reason to have out a bunch of personal lore and beliefs when that could cause such a stir! No one shall stare at and judge their shelves full of cute items!
By Seashell Harpspring 9 days ago in Humor
