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8 Reasons Why I Can't Be Your Witness in Court
If you’re facing time behind bars and need a reliable witness who can potentially save your ass, do not call me. Repeat, DO NOT call me to the stand. Doesn’t matter if I was there and you think I spied everything with my little eyes. I will not help. I will make things worse. Very likely unintentional, but nonetheless devastating to your case.
By Criminal Mattersabout a month ago in Humor
People Who Say “No Offense” and Absolutely Mean Offense...
Many phrases in the English language signal danger. Here are some classics… “Can I be honest with you?” “We need to talk.”
By The Pompous Postabout a month ago in Humor
DEAR POMPOUS...
The Pompous Post Editorial Board receives many letters. Most are polite. Some are alarming. A few appear to have been written moments before a major life decision.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
The First Snowfall of Childhood
The first flakes fell quietly, almost shyly, in the gray light of early morning. They clung to the rooftops, settled on tree branches, and dusted the streets like powdered sugar. For most adults, it was just another winter day. But for a child, it was an invitation—an unspoken promise of adventure, mischief, and wonder.
By luna hart2 months ago in Humor
I Googled My Symptoms and Now I’m Planning My Funeral
There are two types of people in the world: Those who go to a doctor when something feels wrong. And those who open Google and emotionally prepare for death.
By LUNA EDITH2 months ago in Humor
The Seven Stages of Becoming a Mindless Monkey Kung Fu Master: Journey to the West
It starts with love. . . Guide to Traveling to the West. . . "Nothing in the world is difficult; only the mind makes it so. . " --Wu Cheng'en 吴承恩 in "Monkey King"
By SAMURAI SAM AND WILD DRAGONS2 months ago in Humor
EXCLUSIVE: The Pompous Post Investigates “Milton Barrington III, Esquire” - A Lawyer Who Has Failed the Bar Exam Nine Times but Refuses to Stop Practicing Law Anyway.
The Pompous Post has always stood for truth, accountability, and protecting the public from quietly confident disasters. Which brings us to Milton Barrington III, Esquire.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
Kim.K.exe Goes Platinum: The AI Clone Who Dropped Reality for the Virtual Spotlight
Kim Kardashian just pulled off one of the most dazzling digital upgrades we’ve seen—not with a simple filter, but by spawning a full-blown AI replica. Now shining in platinum-blonde perfection, Kim.K.exe is smoothly integrated into the Metaverse, redefining what it means to be a celebrity in 2025.
By Angel Solora2 months ago in Humor
Gloria's Special Guest. Top Story - January 2026.
“Debbie darling,” Gloria shouted toward the hallway in a terrible fake English accent, “I need your help. I can’t snap the last hook on my bra.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 2 months ago in Humor
We Regret to Inform You That Your Friend Is Speaking Entirely in Obscure Movie Quotes
As editors, we feel it is our responsibility... nay, our duty, to issue the following disclaimer: If you are currently friends with, related to, or standing behind a man who speaks exclusively in obscure movie quotes, we want you to know something very important.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
The Clock's Mid-life Crisis
There I hung on the wall in the kitchen above the stove. I boasted a silver frame and rise pink numbers and hands. Like all of us I too was a servant of time, counting every hour, minute and second for those who could not do it themselves.
By Misty Rumsley2 months ago in Humor
2025: The Year of Crazy Stories and Weird Science
2025 was a year full of news that made people laugh, feel confused, or ask, "Is this really happening?" From funny animals to strange science, it was a year of surprises. Here is a look at the weirdest stories of 2025.
By Only Incredible2 months ago in Humor