Sarcasm

How to Manifest a Raise by Whispering Into a Mason Jar
I never believed in manifestation. Or chakras. Or anything that required gazing meaningfully into a candle while holding a feather. But that all changed the day I whispered into a mason jar and everything in my life exploded. In a good way. Mostly.
By The Pompous Post9 months ago in Humor
😂 “Why My Smart Fridge is Now Smarter Than Me”
It started with a beep. No, not the microwave. Not the dryer. The fridge. A smart fridge, I should add. It glowed and told me, “You’ve opened me 37 times today. Are you okay?”
By Martin Williams9 months ago in Humor
The MAGA Rulebook: 50 Commandments of the Cult (Uncensored Edition). Content Warning.
I. Core Principles 1. Never admit you're wrong. Admitting fault is weakness. Weakness is treason. 2. Lie about anything and everything. Even if the truth works, lie anyway. The lie is the point.
By Jeff Olen9 months ago in Humor
Dreams, Delusions & Discount Airline Tickets
Once upon a time, I looked up at the sky, squinted dramatically like a child in a 90s movie, and watched a plane slice through the clouds like butter. “Wow”, I thought, “flying must be the most magical thing in the world”.
By Tina's Blossom Life9 months ago in Humor
So I Started a Blog…
I will start by saying: No, I don’t know what I’m doing. Yes, I’m doing it anyway. And no, I haven’t told my family because explaining what a blog is to them would take longer than actually writing one.
By Tina's Blossom Life9 months ago in Humor
Trump vs. His Reflection: The Great Gaslight Gambit. Content Warning.
Scene: Mar-a-Lago, early morning. Trump stands shirtless in silk boxers, glaring into the gilded bathroom mirror. The lighting is golden. The ego, even more so. Outside the mirror: aging skin, combed-over defiance. Inside the mirror: his reflection wears a smug smirk… and a tight white shirt that reads in bold red letters: “I ❤️ L.A.”
By Jeff Olen9 months ago in Humor
Welcome to The Pompous Post™
Welcome to The Pompous Post™ — Satire for the Soulfully Unhinged Greetings, traveler. If you’ve somehow wandered into this digital cul-de-sac of comedic commentary by accident, fear not... you are among friends. Possibly disturbed friends, yes… but still friends. You have stumbled into a corner of the internet where logic takes a backseat, sarcasm rides shotgun, and satire drives directly into traffic. Seatbelts are voluntary!
By The Pompous Post9 months ago in Humor
Welcome to Tina's Blossom Life: Where Real Life Gets a Hilarious Makeover!
I'm Tina—a woman in my mid-30s, happily married, and living abroad. Life has taken me on a journey far from home, but it's in the ordinary, daily experiences that I've found extraordinary joy.
By Tina's Blossom Life9 months ago in Humor
Regarding Your Recent Lack of Laughter . Top Story - June 2025.
Hey there! 👋🫤⚡ It's me: _Lightning Bolt⚡ and please don't fly off the handle. ⚡😐 On a rare occasion, every once in a while, self-awareness smacks me on the head like a giant rubber dildo. And you, my faithful readers, make that possible. (The self-awareness... not the dildo.)
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Humor
Writer’s block. Top Story - June 2025.
It occurred to me that, at this point in time and due to the current circumstances, I should record an account of the facts that have transformed my existence as I knew it.
By Susan Fourtané 9 months ago in Humor
The Flying Rats. Top Story - June 2025.
Think of seagulls and an elysian vision of a graceful white dart set against a seaside blue sky surely springs to mind. Or you may hear their distant cry as a soundtrack to an imaginary desert island with undisturbed perfect golden sand.
By Ian Vince9 months ago in Humor
Introducing the Thought Transcribe Tool™
Have you ever noticed you write your best work in your head before you fall asleep? Do you lie awake in bed for ages, writing full, award-winning stories in your mind, only to find you’ve forgotten almost everything when you wake up?
By Sandy Gillman9 months ago in Humor